'Cause Pigs can Fly

Have you ever wondered why god is male? Or why no religion was discovered by a female? If it because we are less intelligent? Or because the truth often leaves us befuddled? Is that why females are often in the background? Left to be seen but not heard. If you think females belong in the kitchen, do you know what a still very hot and greasy spatula feels on your naked skin? In fact, this is why they say, females live longer. Because the kitchen is where the knives are. some slightly sexist jokes for you to enjoy! All joking aside though, females are yet to steal the show because of one reason. We are too busy keeping the world alive. Have you ever had to take care of your home during your mother’s absence? Let me tell you, its torture. Suddenly you realize the morning cup of coffee doesn’t magically make itself. Your breakfast needs preparing. Clothes need to be washed. You realize that when they say mothers should be treated like gods, they are underestimating the...

Man's greatest achievement wasn't discovering fire. Or the wheel. Or the word. Forget electricity, phones and computers. These are achievements for humans. When looking at men though, there is one single victory, one single achievement. And very few men have been able to reach it. That great achievement is understanding a woman . Now let's be honest, women don't understand women. When people ask me why I don't go out of my way to be friends with females and why most of my closest friends are male, I can only tell them that I don't get along with my own sex. I don't have a lot in common with most females , they like shopping for clothes, I like shopping for books. They like buying cosmetic products, I like buying food. They like keeping fit, I love my tummy! But people have exaggerated the female mind. It isn't some labyrinth where you will lose your way. We aren't all that bad! There are a few who seem to talk in riddles, and you need to decode...

What makes a woman a lady? What with the lack of ladies, I’ve started to list out things that make a woman a lady. Those short and tight dresses that leave very little for one’s imagination certainly doesn’t make a woman a lady. Of course it makes her something else, but I’m not going to comment on that. Cursing is also not very ladylike, nor is sarcasm. Language doesn’t make a woman a lady. Just because you can’t speak English doesn’t mean you are just a woman. Yet, how you speak what ever language you use can make you at least seem like a lady. Since facebook and instagram make models out of nearly everyone, there are more and more photographs being uploaded. While the poses only confuse your mind, (I mean, how do they manage to do all that while wearing the highest of all heals and a dress that will blow away at the slightest breeze?) the ‘models’ feel no shame at all to expose what little they have to the entire world. A profile picture of a girl that left very litt...